The weirdest dayz
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It was a sunny day and Shannohn and Dante decided to go to the beach(it took a lot of pleading to make Shannohn go).IT took 2 hours to get there and Shannohn began to grow impatiant...

Shan:Uhhhg we need to get a new car

Dante:we do? Geez this car is good enough Shan and besides we need some more money for that any way.

Shan:Well we would have if you hadn't spent it most of it going to !@%$ movies all the time!!!

By now there was smoke already starting to come off Shannohn's hands and she was glaring knives at Dante.

Dante:Come on Shannohn i was bored and there was good movies coming outthere is no need to be violent besides look we're at the beach now!!!

Shan:Finally hurry up and find us a GOOD parking spot before everyone else takes them all!!!(i need to let out some steam )

They took out their beach equipment(or Dante did most of the work)and were looking for a good spot to sit .Suddenly a bird flew by and dropped a piece of poop that landed on Shannohn's head.

ShanH HELL NO!!!!!!

And with that said she instantly BBQ'ed the offending bird into nothing but ashes.IT was then she found a nice coconut tree that provided good shade.

Shan: Dante i found a good spot lets start setting up things now before i lose my temper again!!!

Dante:Alright alright(im gald i got to the beach before the car would have looked like that bird )

After they set up the stuff Dante went to go play in the water while Shannohn just layed back for a while.It was a about ten minutes later when a ball hit the tree she was under. Sahnnohn shot up,ready to toast who ever it was who did that,but then suddenly a coconut fell from the tree and knocked her out.Dante who saw this came over to see if there was any serious injuries,then looked up to see it was Sonic who "accedentally"threw the ball.

Dante: OH man you are so dead when she wakes up

Sonic:This means you are not going to kill me?(he said in a teasing tone)

Dante:Nope i'm going to let my darling wife kill you and laugh all the way!!!!

Sonic:What ever see ya LOSER

But before he had a chance to retreat Dante shocked him with a bolt of lightning seeing as he wasn't gonna let that insult slide. When Shannohn came to Dante asked if she was alright...

Shan:Why yes i am thank you,my head just hurts a little.

Dante:huh?(normally she would say something like*what r u stupid what does it look like to ya*but she actually was nice???) Whoa whoa whoa r u sure you are ok????

Shan already told you yes why do you ask again?

Dante:*is thinking*Man that coconut must have hit her pretty hard cuz this isnt the Shannoh i fell in love whith what am i gonna do???

THE NEXT DAY

Shannoh had suggested that they go on a picnic and to make things worse she had invited Shadow to come along also.Dante told him what happened.

Shadow:WHAT??!!!!!

Dante:yeah i know will you just come along i mean i know you bicker and fight a lot but in the state shes in we really need to get her back to normal

Shadow:Fine i'll go then (man this is gonna be a pain)

Later that day the three of them had arrived in Oaktown City Park. Dante took out the ingrediants he brought to make sandwhiches.Just around the corner Sonics gang(which consisted of sonic,sally,amy,and kikyo,and miroku)were plotting to take revenge on Dante for hurting Sonic. So they had taken Knuckles and knocked him out and tied him up and threw him into plain sight(where Shannohn,Dante,And Shadow can see).

Shan: Look there's knuckles all teid up, who would do such a thing*she gets up*come on guys lets go help him.

Shadow:you 2 go ahead i'll stay here and guard the basket cuz something's not right

Shan: OH no you don't he a comrad he needs help come on

Shadow: Ok OK !!!Geez I'll never understand you women

Meanwhile...

Sonic:good they took the bait now switch their stuff before they come back you haver three minutes no more no less.

Amy: roger that my love

Amy quickly switched the turkey sandwhich meat wtih salomi(which Shannohn and Shadow were allergic to)and with that she was gone.

The three of them untied Knuckles and shook him awake...

Knuc: Huh??? where am i/

Shan:dont worry your safe now...what happened to you?

Knuc: They came out of nowhere and ambushed me

Shadow: who??

Knuc:Sonic and his gang...we used to be friends until he found out i was friends with u guyz and now he goes and send his stupid minoins out to knock me out so he can ge back ayt you guyz.

Dante:well why dont you come back with us to our picnic,thers enough for you

Knuc:thanx you guyz i owe ya one

They went back to the spot their stuff was and startewd eating but as soon as he took a bite of his sandwhich Shadow noticed something wrong...

Shadow:This sandwhich tastes really funny...what kind of meat is this?

Dante:well i packed turkey meat in there why?

Shadow: Becuz it tastes like salomi and you know me and my sister get sick if we eat it

Just then they heared a snicker from behind a nearby bush.It sounded like Sonic and his group....

Miroku:should i throw it now?

Sonic:yes throw that rock straight at Dante.

So Miroku threw it but to their misfortune Shannohn was right there next to him and the wind pushed it slightly to the right and it ended up hitting her on the head.

Sonic's group:UH-OH

They pushed Sally and Amy out the bush while every one else left them behind to cover them.

Shadow:Well well well loox like you "friends and "boyfriend" left you guys behind to get killed.

Sally and Amy started to say some thing but no body was paying attention(oh and Knuckles left cuz e knew it was going to get ugly)any way their talikng sounded like this:

Sally and Amy:

So Dante starting shocking Amy to death while Sally was Quickly disposed of by Shadow(who ALWAYS carries his gun with him).

So when Shannohn woke up she saw a fried crispy amy and a shot-full-of-holes sally.

Shan:WTF!!!!! WHY DIDNT YOU IDIOTS SAVE ANY ACTION FOR ME??? (you could tell she was back to her old self)

Dante:yay youre back to your old self god it was tourture to be around a little miss nice Shannohn

Shadow:...

Shannnohn:whatever but how come i feel so sick???

Dante:that dumbazz Sonic switched the turkey with salomi and we couldnt save any fighting for you cuz you were knocked out by a rock they threw at you

Shan: OH WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON HIM!!!! AND AS FOR YOU TWO YOU COULD HAVE KNOCKED THEM OUT AND KEEP DOING THAT UNTILL I AWOKE!!!!!!!

Shadow:we never thought about that and if youre wondering you invited me to the picnic when you were "being nice"...
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Shannoh eventually beat the crap out of them for not letting her kill the pesky enimeis so when she beat shadow it looked like this:


And when she hurt Dante it looked like this:

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~WE HAVE LEARNED TODAY THAT
#1:ALWAYZ LET SHANNOHN KILL THE ENEMIES
#2:NEVER PUT SHANNOHN AND SHADOW IN THE SAME AREA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THATS ALL UNTILL MY NEXT JOURNAL/STORY SEE YAS AND HI MARITZA^^